I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO BUT MOSTLY THANK THE GUYS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH BECAUSE ALL OF THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE TRUE. Only names, dates and locations were changed to protect the fragile male ego.
After a few drinks my casual conversation with hot acquaintance took a sharp turn. I promised myself I would never go back down that road so quick, but he had quite a way with words…. that is if you consider “I’ll make sure you cum,” a way with words. With every Pickleback shot I took I sent an increasingly suggestive text. I went to bed giddy but woke up full of regret. What my drunk brain perceived as charming in the light of day was quite the opposite. The angle of his dick pics were questionable. And the “You love my penis,” text was neither endearing nor true. I didn’t even know it. Thanks to me his head grew 3 sizes that day. I had no choice but to delete all the drunk sexts and pretend they never happened.
We weren’t dating, but I always liked him. He was an above average hot guy, although most people didn’t agree. We only hooked up once at a party. After several beers he asked me if he could kiss me, I said yes.. And then we went into a shed.
He cleared a space, we undressed each other… he was huge. I went down on him but something wasn’t right, I had no idea what was wrong until he said – ” Oh my GOD! I’m never letting a GIRL suck my dick again!”. And he hasn’t.