My alarm bells were already ringing when I saw his place: his shirts were folded so tidy he must’ve been in the army, and there wasn’t a speck of dust to be seen. I walked in, whisky in hand. Not even 10 seconds later we were making out on the couch. I was riding him when he started heading for the backdoor so to speak. I obliged, thinking, heck what ever makes him happy. Then the butt plugs came out, he was all sparkly eyed like a kid with a new toy and asked me to insert one for him. Then out of nowhere he completely lost his erection. After administering oral to his soft penis, thing got even weirder. We started up again and thats when he slapped my face and butt. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any weirder he spit on my back. Why? I’ll never know. The whole thing culminated in him slapping me in the face with his semi-erect dick, which I swear almost made me burst out laughing were it not for his completely serious “I-am-concentrating-don’t-interrupt-me-face.” After that, he knelt above me, furiously wanking himself off. He fell asleep in 2 seconds flat, while I gathered my belongings and headed for the hills.
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