The People I Slept With.

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO BUT MOSTLY THANK THE GUYS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH BECAUSE ALL OF THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE TRU

Tag: lesson learned

DELETE ALL DRUNK SEXTS AND PRETEND THEY NEVER HAPPENED

by ThePeopleISleptWith

After a few drinks our casual conversation took a sharp turn. I promised myself I would never go back down that road, but he had quite a way with words…. that is if you consider “I’ll make sure you cum,” a way with words. He officially caught my attention. With every  Pickleback shot I took I sent an increasingly suggestive text. I went to bed giddy but woke up full of regret. What my drunk brain perceived as charming in the light of day was clearly cocky. “You love my penis,” – neither endearing nor true. Thanks to me his head grew 3 sizes that day. I had no choice but to delete all the drunk sexts and pretend they never happened.

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AN ODE TO THE UNCIRCUMCISED

by ThePeopleISleptWith

The first time I saw an uncircumcised penis I was twenty years old. I must admit I was nervous. I knew he was uncircumcised but I didn’t know what to expect. I just got comfortable with the circumcised penis NOW THIS!? It looked like a little hermit crab coming out of its shell. I’m not saying it was ugly… It was just different. BUT I mean are any penis’ really attractive? I’ve never seen a penis and thought OH DAMN THATS ONE HANDSOME WEINER. Maybe I’m immature but circumcised or not – they are all funny looking to me. As he took off my pants I hesitated. He looked up at me and said, ” Relax, I’m really good at it” … and he was right. Of course it took some getting use to but I have no complaints.

LESSON LEARNED: Just like any other penis – uncircumcised penis’ may not be attractive but they feel GREAT. In-fact they can feel better. 

Lindsay Bluth, Arrested Development, said it best “It’s a Doberman, let it have its ears.”

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