The People I Slept With.

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO BUT MOSTLY THANK THE GUYS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH BECAUSE ALL OF THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE TRU

Tag: condom

MY BAD

by ThePeopleISleptWith

When my husband and I first had sex (I was a virgin) and we of course used protection. We were engaged, not married at the time, but I knew I was going to marry this man, and we would be forever. We didn’t want children yet at the time, so he puts on the condom, and we go at it. Besides the pain it was a good first experience. He knew what he was doing, and he was gentle. Everything was amazing. However, the after story is where it goes bad…  I start to burn and itch, BAD. I call him up and start freaking out! ‘I don’t know what those bitches gave you, but you had better NOT have given it to me!’ He told me I was losing it, but he would get checked, and I went to get checked. We were military, so we got checked once every 6 months or so. However some STD’s don’t pop up until it’s too late, and that’s what scared me. Well his check went fine, he was clean. My check went fine, I was clean. The doctor then asked me the question that made my day go from hopeful to bottom line embarrassing. “Did you use a latex condom?” “Yes”  they did a test, and it came up that I was allergic to Latex. I made my husband think he had an STD, because of a stupid latex allergy. My first time, will never EVER be forgotten.

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AMERICAN PSYCHO

by ThePeopleISleptWith

One Friday night my F-buddy “offered me a ride home.” We went to my place since I could easily sneak him into my room. I was particularly excited that night because it’d been a while since the last time we hooked up and my period had JUST ended. After he left, I turned the light on to change into my PJ’s and I noticed that the condom he’d worn was on the floor next to my bed… it was red. My first thought was that it was a flavored condom, but when I grabbed a tissue to pick it up, I realized it was blood. My blood. FROM MY VAGINA. I pulled the comforter off my bed and was immediately mortified. It looked like someone had been murdered.. like a scene from American Psycho. Apparently, Aunt Flo wasn’t gone like I thought she was. That was when I realized that he kept his shirt on while we had sex. I went into a panic. What if I’d gotten blood on his shirt? WHAT IF I GOT BLOOD ON HIM?!?!?!

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DID IT GROW OVERNIGHT?

by ThePeopleISleptWith

On my way to his house I picked up a pack of standard Trojan condoms. When I handed him the pack to him he tossed them aside. He insisted that they wouldn’t fit. “You should of bought Magnum condoms,” he said. We had been involved for several months and not only was I very familiar with his penis.. we always used regular sized condoms. WHAT DID IT GROW OVERNIGHT? I bit my tongue and let him go on about how the regular size was “too tight.” There was absolutely no need for Magnum condoms but the next day I bought some. The second he put it on I knew it was too big, although he pretended it fit like a glove. Of course it fell off during sex.

LESSON LEARNED: Condom’s are suppose to be tight… not only do you want to avoid spending 15 minutes searching for it inside of you.. you want to make sure it protects you from diseases or BABIES.. So until a man wants to father a child or dig around inside his girl, he should wear an appropriate sized condom.

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