I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO BUT MOSTLY THANK THE GUYS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH BECAUSE ALL OF THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE TRUE. Only names, dates and locations were changed to protect the fragile male ego.
I pretended to be much more intoxicated than I was and asked for a “ride home.” He drove to my house, parked and invited me to the back seat. That’s when I saw my first uncut penis…. It was like a hermit crab coming out of its shell. A head popping threw a turtle neck. Was it attractive? No. But whose dick is? Most importantly it felt good and it sure mad sucking dick a easier. 10 minutes later I was fully satisfied and an advocate of the Uncircumcised Penis.
Lindsay Bluth, Arrested Development, said it best “It’s a Doberman, let it have its ears.”
After spending a few days up to my boyfriend’s house, I started to feel incredibly comfortable around him. When I went to the bathroom I left the door open so that I could continue talking to him. I have no idea what ran through his mind but the next thing I know he had his dick out asking me to give him oral… while I sat on the toilet. How could I give oral while pushing out the kraken? Well, I did it and now he expects it everytime I’m on the toilet.