I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO BUT MOSTLY THANK THE GUYS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH BECAUSE ALL OF THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE TRUE. Only names, dates and locations were changed to protect the fragile male ego.
I pretended to be much more intoxicated than I was when I asked him for a ride home. He drove to my house, parked and invited me to the back seat. My plan was to kiss him, hopefully making him want more and then go straight to bed. But my lack of self control prevailed and I joined him in the backseat.
That’s when I saw my first uncut penis…. It was like a hermit crab coming out of its shell. A bald head popping threw a turtle neck. Was it attractive? No. But I’ve yet to see a dick that is. Most importantly it felt good. Fifteen minutes later I was fully satisfied and an advocate of the Uncircumcised Penis.
Lindsay Bluth, Arrested Development, said it best “It’s a Doberman, let it have its ears.”
After spending a few days up to my boyfriend’s house, I started to feel incredibly comfortable around him. When I went to the bathroom I left the door open so that I could continue talking to him. I have no idea what ran through his mind but the next thing I know he had his dick out asking me to give him oral… while I sat on the toilet. How could I give oral while pushing out the kraken? Well, I did it and now he expects it everytime I’m on the toilet.