I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO BUT MOSTLY THANK THE GUYS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH BECAUSE ALL OF THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE TRUE. Only names, dates and locations were changed to protect the fragile male ego.
This guy and I met in college. He was in pre-nursing, I was a psych major. We had class together every Tuesday and Thursday. I worked full-time in retail and he worked on campus as security. After some time in a class group together, we managed grab dinner and drinks. We’d often go to a local dive bar because those are the best. He was a nice guy and often witty. One night we found ourselves back on campus looking for a good spot to screw. We decided the practice football field would be perfect. It started raining so we stayed in the car. He was sitting in the passenger seat, I was straddling him. As my top came off I asked, “What if security finds us?” He replied in a deep, slow, sexy, sultry voice: “Baby, I am security”. We both cracked up and had the best time fucking in the parking lot.
It was clear that he was beyond hammered when I picked him up from his co-workers party. We had been hanging out for a few weeks and this was the first time I saw him drunk. He could barely communicate with me, but insisted on making out with my tits at every red light.. whether there was a car next to us or not. I had planned to sleep at his house but when we got there he was out cold. It was the first time I saw this overly confident/cocky guy completely helpless. I put his arm around my neck and attempted to escort him into his house, but he was all dead weight. I tried slapping him, blasting music, twisting his nipples.. nothing worked. There was no way I alone could get him out of my car, let alone into his house. After 30 minutes of trying to wake him up I gave up. I wanted to sleep. I drove back to my house and since there was no way I was even going to attempt to bring him inside for my parents to see I left him in my car…. with the window open. I assumed he would wake up confused so I left a note on his chest with a White Castle receipt.