SLAPPING AND SPITTING:
The red flags were flying as soon as I saw his place. His shirts were folded so tidy he must’ve been in the army and there wasn’t a speck of dust to be seen. I walked in, whiskey in hand. Not even 10 seconds later, we were making out on the couch. I was riding him when he started heading for the back door, so to speak.
I obliged thinking, heck, whatever makes him happy. Then the butt plugs came out. He was all sparkly eyed like a kid with a new toy and asked me to insert one for him. Then, out of nowhere, he completely lost his erection. After administering oral to his soft penis, things got even weirder. We started up again and thats when he slapped my face and butt.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any weirder- he spit on my back. Why? I’ll never know. The whole thing culminated in him slapping me in the face with his semi-erect dick, which I swear almost made me burst out laughing were it not for his completely serious “I-am-concentrating-don’t-interrupt-me” face. After that, he knelt above me, furiously wanking himself off. He fell asleep in 2 seconds flat, while I gathered my belongings and headed for the hills.
SUBMITTED BY: Britbitchberlin7