“IT DOESN’T FIT”
by ThePeopleISleptWith
I kneeled on all fours as he “made love” to me in the back of my Jeep, parked next to a dumpster. This would have been fine if he wasn’t using the jack-hammering technique (often used by first timers or high-school boyfriends). “It doesn’t fit” he said, simultaneously lighting a cigarette and a joint. I had no idea what he was talking about.
“From behind, it doesn’t fit. I can tell -you were fidgeting a lot” he said, proud of his apparently massive penis. I explained that it was fine. “It was just too fast. It didn’t feel good.” He refused to believe me and went on to brag to his friends about how his penis would not fit inside of me from behind. It wasn’t the size… just the rapid jack-hammering motion of the ocean.
The People I Slept With. 
I totally giggled while reading this.
Hahahaha what an ass.
lmfao yes totally
“I kneeled on all fours as he “made love” to me like an animal.” Brilliant opening line. The expression ‘fucking like dogs’ I interpret as a positive one – as you might agree when you’d said, “Although hard and fast sex could be exciting and enjoyable…” but unfortunately in this instance it “was not one of those times.”
I felt annoyed with him for not using his gift of a big dick to its potential, in that you weren’t sharing in the pleasure.
To be considered a great sea of a man,
he must first see to her oceans set free!
well thank you! I agree
Hahahhahaa. Men are so childish and sick in their minds
Reminds me of a story I heard – true or not, I don’t know: the man boasted about how big he was inside her, she replied that she was just a good tight fit.
I guess sometimes you need to pander to egos, but sometimes it’s also good to boost your own too.
I didn’t know fidgeting would have anything to do with something other rhan discomfort…and I’m not talking size! Haha
😂😂yikes. Enjoyed the post!! 🙂