8 REASONS I SHOULDN’T HAVE SLEPT WITH HIM
by ThePeopleISleptWith
1) He tipped in change. 50 cents to be exact.
2) He said “he already ate” when I mentioned being hungry.
3) He suggested a threesome with a friend I saw at the bar… four times.
4) When the bartender handed me the wrong drink he said, ” She’ll just drink that.”
5) He only complimented my butt.
6) He ordered the exact amount of beers that I said would get me drunk.
7) He wore the wrong size condom.
8) He asked me if I came. If you have to ask the answer is no.
Haha amazing.
I’m not sure if I find #1 or #8 more offensive.
8!
lmao..the most classic line ever and i have used it myself many times…”if you have to ask? The answer is NO’
Umm… “she’ll just drink that” ????? Ha. I’d be wearing ‘that’.
Very witty…very funny…and undoubtedly true. Sorry sounds like a jerk, but then we all date them sometime. -Dave
very funny! I’ve met more than a few like that 😦 thanks for the comic relief
thank you!
Bet he was cute and/or hot. Otherwise, you’d have been out of there in a second. ; )
very true!
The photo is the perfect exclamation point for this. Too much.
Sweet heart, as a gay man, I’d say that you need to hang out with him again and insist on taking him to a gay club… Then just watch him flip out. It will be worth the effort.
not a bad idea!
Oh my god!!! This made me laugh my panties off (figuratively). What a rude ass jerk. But it does make for a good story 😉
my thoughts exactly!
#6 sounds like my idea of true love.
I wish I HADN’s been on a date like this but I was nodding my head in recognition!
Hahahaha…that’s exactly right on #8,
But you still slept with him? Why?
A question I ask myself everyday
Your blog is great! Very cool idea and sadly, probably relatable to a lot of people ha!!
thank you very much!
Hahaha – guys can be so dumb! I love this.
Uh, yeah. He doesn’t sound very impressive.