8 REASONS I SHOULDN’T HAVE SLEPT WITH HIM
2) He said “he already ate” when I mentioned being hungry.
3) He suggested a threesome with a friend I saw at the bar… four times.
4) When the bartender handed me the wrong drink he said, ” She’ll just drink that.”
5) He only complimented my butt.
6) He ordered the exact amount of beers that I said would get me drunk.
7) He wore the wrong size condom.
8) He asked me if I came. If you have to ask the answer is no.