DELETE ALL DRUNK SEXTS AND PRETEND THEY NEVER HAPPENED
by ThePeopleISleptWith
What started as a casual conversation took a sharp turn around 11:00pm. I promised myself I wouldn’t go down this road again but had quite a way with words…. that is if you consider “I’ll make sure you cum,” a way with words. With every Pickleback shot I took I sent an increasingly suggestive text. I went to bed giddy but woke up full of regret. What my drunk brain perceived as charming in the light of day was quite the opposite. The angle of his dick pics were questionable and the “You love my penis,” text was neither endearing nor true. Thanks to me his head grew 3 sizes that day. I had no choice but to delete all the drunk sexts and pretend they never happened.
nice blog
thank you!
lol… Don’t worry, someone will set him straight. 😉
I really hope so!
There should be some sort of device that prevents drunk people from sending texts!
I agree!
Lol who doesn’t have those mornings
I’m glad I’m not alone!
But sometimes ‘drunk texts’ are good, when I was young, immature and clueless they were an ideal method of trying to get away with saying something that I really meant because if it backfired and they were like ‘I don’t like you, leave me alone’ I could just pretend I was really drunk and was supposed to be texting someone else!
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Be grateful you didn’t have his mother’s number?! xxx
I never send out drunk texts. By the time I get to my phone, I might be too drunk to text.
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Drunk texting is officially my worst habit. Though if you have an iPhone, there’s an app called Dignity which will temporarily delete your contacts for a certain amount of time. It’s my new best friend!
I’ll have to try it!
I love the image with this post!
Drunk texts and drunk sexts are nightmares in digital form…and if you erase them while drunk and you’re unaware the next day, it becomes a form of detective work solving a case to determine the level of a fool you’ve made of yourself. Of course I’m speaking about myself!