AN ODE TO THE UNCIRCUMCISED
I pretended to be much more intoxicated than I was and asked for a “ride home.” He drove to my house, parked and invited me to the back seat. That’s when I saw my first uncut penis…. It was like a hermit crab coming out of its shell. A head popping threw a turtle neck. Was it attractive? No. But whose dick is? Most importantly it felt good and it sure mad sucking dick a easier. 10 minutes later I was fully satisfied and an advocate of the Uncircumcised Penis.
Lindsay Bluth, Arrested Development, said it best “It’s a Doberman, let it have its ears.”