by ThePeopleISleptWith

So after a very pleasant evening of classical music and wine (it was less classy than it sounds, trust me) we headed back to his place. The house, if you could call it that, was a bit of a shithole, but being a student I let it slide. After he suggested we catch up on last week’s British Bake-Off (weirdest foreplay ever), things began to heat up and the tv was soon switched off. It was all going swimmingly to start off with, although things soon became a little awkward, as there was quite a substantial height difference between us. Standard positions became somewhat of a struggle and several minutes of trying all the usuals amounted to very little as we couldn’t get thing to ‘line up’, and the initial heat was soon gone. We tried to get things going again but after a 20 minute unsuccessful handjob there was no going back. Cue awkward walk back to the station.

N.B. it’s best avoided if their groin is closer to your head than your waist.

Submitted By: youngloveorlack