WHILE ON THE TOILET:
by ThePeopleISleptWith
After spending a few days up to my boyfriend’s house, I started to feel incredibly comfortable around him. When I went to the bathroom I left the door open so that I could continue talking to him. I have no idea what ran through his mind but the next thing I know he had his dick out asking me to give him oral… while I sat on the toilet. How could I give oral while pushing out the kraken? Well, I did it and now he expects it everytime I’m on the toilet.
SUBMITTED POST – ERIN
well that’s definitely…uhh…. different. Ha,when I was with my boyfriend and did this he would always shut the door. He would get so mad that I didn’t shut it. hahah
In with the new, out with the old!
Hilarious comment.
Wow. Just, wow.
LOL… Nice.
This anecdote is both amusing and strangely, arousing. Perhaps it’s the naughtiness of it.
That you obliged, means 1. you love your boyfriend and 2. you didn’t mind. But did you find it arousing?
not really
Thanks. It was a genuine question btw. I couldn’t tell by your tone in the post whether you found it arousing or not. Now I know.
That you didn’t will help me decide whether I’ll ever try that stunt in ninja fashion with my girl, and take her unawares – or whether I should perhaps consult her first. (Consultation take place between 9 to 5, Mondays to Fridays, obviously… 😉 )
Err. I don’t think I would ever want oral from a woman while she is taking a dump.
that is really gross!!!
I envy your boyfriend. That’s been my fantasy but hasn’t been realized yet.
Poor me!
This reminds me why boundaries can sometimes be good things
LOL very true
That’s what I would call a deal breaker.
Love it and you are a good good woman. Hope he appreciates the gesture and responds accordingly.
well thank you!
I’ve heard of receiving oral while you’re on the bowl – a blumpy – but not getting it from someone on the bowl.
I guess to each his/her own. That’s what makes the world go round!
Suck and Dump Lol
LOL exactly
“Suck and Dump” That is hysterical!
one time my ex wouldn’t leave me alone in the shitter, so i shit, and picked it up, and shoved it in her face, she left, try it
I think it’s unfair for him to expect it EVERY TIME you’re on the toilet. If you enjoy it, great, but if not, don’t feel obligated
Very funny. I wish I’d thought of that. Well done!