90 SECONDS OF TORTURE
by ThePeopleISleptWith
We broke up years ago but like clockwork every few months he would contact me, eventually I relapsed. I have this theory that as my ex he has some sixth sense that tells him when I am vulnerable. I didn’t give in quickly but after a while I agreed to go to his house for breakfast.. Given our ridiculous history I should have known what he meant by “breakfast.” I sat at his kitchen table as poured me a bowl of cereal… with no milk. Then he went upstairs to shower. As I sat on his bed playing Xbox hundreds of horrid memories resurfaced. He came back into his room with just a towel on… to be honest I was not surprised. He walked over to me and dropped his towel, dangling his penis in front of my face. Thus began one of my most horrifying sexual experiences. Maybe back when we dated I was just too young or unexperienced to notice that he was so selfish in bed. I felt like I was being attacked or punished. After the 90 seconds of torture I left with no intentions of ever speaking to him again.
ew! I mean, I’m sorry! The penis in the face is ALWAYS a sure hint that it’s going to be a good time…
What was the 90 seconds of torture? The time you sent staring at his limp dick? or is that how long it takes to blow him?
😂😂😂😂😂lmfao
Im serious! That was a serious question haha
LOL 90 seconds of sex!
Sick! 😣
There’s nothing like a dangled-face-penis to get me in the mood for 1.5 minutes…
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90 seconds? Is the guy 16?
sadly, no
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