A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
by ThePeopleISleptWith
After 8 months of traditional, vanilla sex I spoke to my boyfriend about spicing up our sex life, shortly after we moved to the bedroom. After a few minutes of missionary he forced me into “doggy style.” He then put his hand on the back of my head and shoved my face into my pillow. I could barely turn my head to the side to breath. By “spicy” I meant dirty talk, butt slaps, maybe some hair pulling.. NOT suffocation. I gasped for air as he humped me aggressively. Was this some kind of punishment for calling our sex life vanilla? It’s really hard to orgasm when you see your life flashing before your eyes.
Note to self ‘don’t suffocate the woman’ got it 😉
your blog is hilarious
thank you 🙂
Sounds like he was holding back something he couldn’t keep the reins on. I hope you’re okay now…
I’m fine! Thanks
I literally died laughing at this!!! I hope you are alright though
You guys need a safety word, if you’ve not got one already – or a signal, if you can’t speak/breathe. When one person’s control is altered drastically beyond what is accepted by both, it’s no longer play or fun – it’s abuse.
Shows you 😉 Never has oversharing made me laugh so hard I cried……..
Well thank you 🙂
thank you for making me laugh……………..been there done that
From Vanilla to 50 Shades… Sounds like someone’s swinging on Miley’s wrecking ball.
Hi there, I nominated you for the VBA award to learn more about this please follow this link: http://bubz1.wordpress.com/2013/11/04/versatile-blogger-award-vba-yay/
I just burst out laughing in the library!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHA yes. yes. and, Yes.
Reblogged this on diary of a womans demise and commented:
I had to reblog this…it made me laugh so hard..especially the visual that came with it!
#dealbreaker?
not exactly!
Ha ha ha. This is fantastic!
this is hilarious!
“It’s really hard to orgasm when you see your life flashing before your eyes.”
Especially if you see your grandparents….
LOL
i totally understand..i don’t think he got the memo that kinky sex does not equal suffocation.
The is that struggle between ANIMALITY and SPIRTUALITY. Your boyfriend was in the animal mode….best to keep your heart in the drawer when that happens. It’s all physical meat and no emotion aside of animal lust…
I totes agree! Same thing happened to me recently. I guess we need to be more explicit and actually define “spicing things up”. A girl could die trying. lol
apparently he gets his lessons from porn vids.
Next time you want “kinky” lead the way.i really think ladies should have some more control and put in more creativity in the bedroom.
I agree!