The People I Slept With.

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO BUT MOSTLY THANK THE GUYS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH BECAUSE ALL OF THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE TRUE. Only names, dates and locations were changed to protect the fragile male ego.

AND HE HASN’T.

by ThePeopleISleptWith

We weren’t dating, but I always liked him. He was an above average hot guy, although most people didn’t agree. We only hooked up once at a party. After several beers he asked me if he could kiss me, I said yes.. And then we went into a shed.

He cleared a space, we undressed each other… he was huge. I went down on him but something wasn’t right, I had no idea what was wrong until he said – ” Oh my GOD! I’m never letting a GIRL suck my dick again!”. And he hasn’t.

Submitted by: evanfallsisawesome

Published: October 29, 2013

Tags: bad sex : beer : comedy : coming out of the closet : dating : drunk : funny : gay : girl : head : hook up : lol : lust : Men : oral : party : relationships : sex : sex humor : sexual

6 Comments to “AND HE HASN’T.”

The Hook says:

October 31, 2013 at 18:13

Wow.
That is just horrible.
Great story, though.

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- evanfallsisawesome says:
  
  November 3, 2013 at 23:32
  
  As long I get my daily serving of dick…
  
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bippityboppity10 says:

November 4, 2013 at 05:44

haha sounds like my ex husband.

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intothebeauty says:

November 6, 2013 at 20:39

I absolutely love your blog! I decided to nominate you for an award:

http://intothebeauty.wordpress.com/2013/11/06/versatile-blogger-award/

Thank you for keeping me thoroughly entertained 🙂

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themaskandrose says:

November 7, 2013 at 04:25

Funny how people can tell an entire story with just a few words 🙂

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rosewyn says:

November 17, 2013 at 14:28

You definitely have a way with words and I love the way you inject humor into your stories!! Excellently written. 🙂

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The People I Slept With.

AND HE HASN’T.

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