I GUESS THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT A SNATCH
by ThePeopleISleptWith
It was the second time I had sex with my boyfriend. We were thoroughly enjoying ourselves, past the foreplay and onto the main event, when he suddenly stopped and pulled out. I was expecting an O face, but instead he had panic in his eyes. He looked down, then back up at me and said, “The condom’s gone.”Wait. What? What do you mean ‘gone’? Where the heck could it go?
We felt around on the bed for a minute. Nope, nothing. Oh god, what if it’s… it has to be… “Ok, now I’m a little concerned. Excuse me, I’ll be right back,” I said walking delicately to the bathroom. And sure enough, there it was. Stuck inside me. Apparently, I gripped him a little too hard… whoops.
So I popped my head out of the bathroom, red faced and completely embarrassed, “Found it…” He laughed and I smiled. We were both totally flustered after that, but passion inevitably took over. It didn’t take long before we grabbed another condom and got right back down to business. The entire time I couldn’t help but think ” I GUESS THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT A SNATCH.”
– mmrobosoul
I think that’s an Elton John song too. Or is it Blues? I’m not sure 😄
Impressive! HA!
Hilarious…
LMAO
Ugh! That’s happened to me too! But it was because he overestimated his own size and bought too-big condoms!
Been there!!! At least you found it the same day lol. They need to invent some kind of vice grip for that I tell ya lol
Good definition!
Amazing… Been there…she totally squeezed it off me… The difference was… I didn’t tell her… Instead I reached in.. Pleasuring her with my fingers and finding the damn thing!! Then pulled it out and slipped a new one on… She never knew… That’s a gentleman… Great writing 😉
hahahahah oh man. this blog makes me laugh so hard