by ThePeopleISleptWith

The first time I had sex with my current boyfriend started off great but after a few minutes I noticed something was off. The sex was sweaty and I felt as if he was trying too hard to please me. All of the sudden he stops and burps; In half of a second he jumps out of bed. As a joke I say “haha what if you threw up” He then runs butt naked to the restroom and starts throwing up. Apparently he had gotten full of Hot Cheetos and coke.

– Page Paty