by ThePeopleISleptWith

The first time I had sex with my ex was strange. He chased me around his apartment, engaging then disengaging, then engaging again. Eventually we were having sex on the Persian rug in the middle of his living room. He asked me to get into fetal position. It was a pretty strange and uncomfortable position for me. He must of loved it cause shortly after he came. It was one of the weirdest moments that has ever happened to me during sex, but he thought it was the hottest thing. Luckily it never happened again and we are no longer dating.